Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Zombie Haiku

Stumbling and trudging,      First Place
Waddling and wandering
Without direction.

Munching brains and guts,
Devouring with evil glee,
Ripping flesh and bones!
Adam   EG



Step, glide, step, step, glide  
       2nd Place
Here they come, all get inside
Too late, say good bye      EG

Rising from the grave
Family, friends, brains they all crave
Taking over men

Zombies of all shapes,
The Apocalypse
Having no good thoughts

Halle


in the dead of night 
                3rd Place
little Susie took a walk
she was a goner


Emily  EG


Halloween is here.                  Honorable Mention
Full of fright and so much fear.
When the zombies come.   EG

Tonight we go out.
Outside to trick or treating.
To get  the candy.

Zombies will come out.
On this special Halloween.
To eat human brains.

Halloween is here.
With lots of candy and fear.
On Halloween night.


Amanda


zombies are so slow,

they will stalk  us teenagers,
because we are fresh

zombies are really gross,
they come out on Halloween,
they are flesh eaters!

            ZOMBIES!!!!
Myranda



Noodles sound so good                        Honorable Mention
Noodles are squishy like brains
But brains sound better.   EG
 Kylee


am sorry dad
That I had to eat your brain
Because I’m starving

Zombies go to sound                               Honorable Mention
Don’t make sounds or you will die
Oops turn off your phone

Connor


the zombies are loose
this is the apocalypse
run for your life kids!

One of your expert judges



zombie walks at night
feeling hungry for humans
eating flesh oh yum

whats that noise i hear
Are those zombies i hear
Walking up to me

Shelbie



1. Zombie’s like to munch
Zombies munch on rotted brains
Zombies munch on your things!


2. Rude zombie spells wrong
The correct way today for
Some sort of car.

Miranda



Whats that smell you say?
Everybody look that way!
It’s the smell of decay!


Grey colored zombies                Honorable Mention
Their arms do not get tired
they only fall off       EG

Kaylee S




Moaning and groaning
mumbling and stumbling
that’s what zombies do

They walk like they talk
but surely they do not talk
for they moan and groan

Preslee



Zombies are scary
They eat human brains
Don’t go close to one

Zombies were humans                   Honorable Mention
So eating humans is called
Cannibilism     EG

Gretchen


Zombie feeling bored,
decided to eat someones
brain, nummy nummy.

Andrew


Plants vs Zombie 
This is the zombie
who invades your precious lawn
and attacks your plants

Teenagers
The teenagers cause
The zombie apocalypse
By texting all day.

Sarah


Brains the zombie said
I will find you then eat you
Yum Sally is the best

Why am I so gross
Is it because I smell bad
I know I don’t smell

Nathan



HAPPY HALLOWEEN
The teachers are like
zombies because their lessons
eat all of us up.

that zombie haiku
got so into my brain that
I had to write one.

Emma


Rising from the grave         Honorable Mention
Lumbering slowly to me
Groaning and moaning…  EG

As I run away
I trip on a tall sharp rock
Now what will I do?

I get up quickly
And run even faster now
Help me! I shout out…

I am smart in class
So I have big brains to eat
I’m stupid to hide…

Oh no!  Here it comes
The end of Abigail W...
Good bye sad, cruel world…

Abigail W



ZOMBIES are famous 
they’ve got shows and every thing 
to bad there dead

ZOMBIES hate movies 
because ZOMBIES never win
they are the bad guys 

Abigail B




Fleshy, broken skin,
with big red fiery eyes.
Make one gross zombie.

Zombie theaters
shows different horror movies.
Twists a zombie’s mind.

Hands from in trash cans,
reach out to grab and eat you.
Hurry! Run for your life!

Cannibal zombies,
eating each other for fun.
Yummy, yummy! Food!

It’s a giant war.
It’s plants versus zombies. CHARGE!
Plants defeat zombies.

Adrianna




Zombie dinner.
Zombie dinner is
a magical slosh, yummy,
seasoned with pepper.

Smell
Zombies smell very bad,
they don’t take showers at all,
wear deodorant!!!!

Derek

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It’s good to be dumb,
zombies don’t like dumb kids brains.
But a nerds brain’s good!

Sara

________________

Zombies aren’t rude,
cannibals with attitude.
Just insane for brains.

Sara


5……..Teachers get in your brain.
7……..Do this do that all of it.
5……..Go and hide your brain.


5…….Be scared and be afraid.
7…….Go and hide and go in doors.
5…….Go and hide your brain.

Kalia


I am so Hungry,
I wonder if I taste good,
I know, Let me try!

Kylee S.


1.     If only zombies
could chill you down to the bone
then you would be scared!!!!!

1.     For sure if we could,
make everyday monsters die,
for sure we’d make them.

1.     Brains have been taken, 
butterflies are in tummy,
so your zombies leave!

Evie


1. zombie is a kid
zombie eats hamsters and mice
cheese makes zombie sick

2.  zombies have pets too
skeletons and puppy ghosts
zombie eats bird poo

Maycee



Just sever the head
and shoot open it’s fat face
to kill a zombie!

Stumbling and trudging,      First Place
Waddling and wandering
Without direction.

Munching brains and guts,
Devouring with evil glee,
Ripping flesh and bones!
Adam   EG


Dead but still living                                 Honorable Mention
zombies are walking corpses
quite alive, but dead

Dorsey is making us
write these zombie haikus, she’s
getting in our minds

Camille

I and a zombie
My skin is a sickly green
I hope I’m not mean

Zombies are not cruel,
but they can’t swim in a pool
Or they’ll crumble

Zombies don’t get sick
For fear they might not stick to
Human brains they eat

Savanna

People eating fresh,                            Honorable Mention
Zombies eating very fresh flesh,
Just like in subway.    
EG

Andrew




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