Zombie Haiku

Stumbling and trudging,      First Place

Waddling and wandering

Without direction.

Munching brains and guts,

Devouring with evil glee,

Ripping flesh and bones!
Adam   EG

Step, glide, step, step, glide          2nd Place

Here they come, all get inside

Too late, say good bye      EG

Rising from the grave

Family, friends, brains they all crave

Taking over men

Zombies of all shapes,

The Apocalypse

Having no good thoughts

Halle

in the dead of night                 3rd Place
little Susie took a walk
she was a goner

Emily  EG

Halloween is here.                  Honorable Mention

Full of fright and so much fear.

When the zombies come.   EG

Tonight we go out.

Outside to trick or treating.

To get  the candy.

Zombies will come out.

On this special Halloween.

To eat human brains.

Halloween is here.

With lots of candy and fear.

On Halloween night.

Amanda

zombies are so slow,

they will stalk  us teenagers,

because we are fresh

zombies are really gross,

they come out on Halloween,

they are flesh eaters!

            ZOMBIES!!!!

Myranda

Noodles sound so good                        Honorable Mention

Noodles are squishy like brains

But brains sound better.   EG

 Kylee

I am sorry dad

That I had to eat your brain

Because I’m starving

Zombies go to sound                               Honorable Mention

Don’t make sounds or you will die

Oops turn off your phone

Connor

the zombies are loose
this is the apocalypse
run for your life kids!

One of your expert judges

zombie walks at night

feeling hungry for humans

eating flesh oh yum

whats that noise i hear

Are those zombies i hear

Walking up to me

Shelbie

1. Zombie’s like to munch

Zombies munch on rotted brains

Zombies munch on your things!

2. Rude zombie spells wrong

The correct way today for

Some sort of car.

Miranda

Whats that smell you say?

Everybody look that way!

It’s the smell of decay!

Grey colored zombies                Honorable Mention

Their arms do not get tired

they only fall off       EG

Kaylee S

Moaning and groaning

mumbling and stumbling

that’s what zombies do

They walk like they talk

but surely they do not talk

for they moan and groan

Preslee

Zombies are scary

They eat human brains

Don’t go close to one

Zombies were humans                   Honorable Mention

So eating humans is called

Cannibilism     EG

Gretchen

Zombie feeling bored,
decided to eat someones
brain, nummy nummy.

Andrew

Plants vs Zombie 

This is the zombie

who invades your precious lawn

and attacks your plants

Teenagers

The teenagers cause

The zombie apocalypse

By texting all day.

Sarah

Brains the zombie said

I will find you then eat you

Yum Sally is the best

Why am I so gross

Is it because I smell bad

I know I don’t smell

Nathan

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

The teachers are like

zombies because their lessons

eat all of us up.

that zombie haiku

got so into my brain that

I had to write one.

Emma

Rising from the grave         Honorable Mention

Lumbering slowly to me

Groaning and moaning…  EG

As I run away

I trip on a tall sharp rock

Now what will I do?

I get up quickly

And run even faster now

Help me! I shout out…

I am smart in class

So I have big brains to eat

I’m stupid to hide…

Oh no!  Here it comes

The end of Abigail W...

Good bye sad, cruel world…

Abigail W

ZOMBIES are famous 

they’ve got shows and every thing 

to bad there dead

ZOMBIES hate movies 

because ZOMBIES never win

they are the bad guys 

Abigail B

Fleshy, broken skin,

with big red fiery eyes.

Make one gross zombie.

Zombie theaters

shows different horror movies.

Twists a zombie’s mind.

Hands from in trash cans,

reach out to grab and eat you.

Hurry! Run for your life!

Cannibal zombies,

eating each other for fun.

Yummy, yummy! Food!

It’s a giant war.

It’s plants versus zombies. CHARGE!

Plants defeat zombies.

Adrianna

Zombie dinner.

Zombie dinner is

a magical slosh, yummy,

seasoned with pepper.

Smell

Zombies smell very bad,

they don’t take showers at all,

wear deodorant!!!!

Derek

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It’s good to be dumb,

zombies don’t like dumb kids brains.

But a nerds brain’s good!

Sara

________________

Zombies aren’t rude,

cannibals with attitude.

Just insane for brains.

Sara

5……..Teachers get in your brain.
7……..Do this do that all of it.
5……..Go and hide your brain.

5…….Be scared and be afraid.
7…….Go and hide and go in doors.
5…….Go and hide your brain.

Kalia

I am so Hungry,

I wonder if I taste good,

I know, Let me try!

Kylee S.

1.     If only zombies

could chill you down to the bone

then you would be scared!!!!!

1.     For sure if we could,

make everyday monsters die,

for sure we’d make them.

1.     Brains have been taken, 

butterflies are in tummy,
so your zombies leave!

Evie

1. zombie is a kid

zombie eats hamsters and mice

cheese makes zombie sick

2.  zombies have pets too

skeletons and puppy ghosts

zombie eats bird poo

Maycee

Just sever the head

and shoot open it’s fat face

to kill a zombie!

Stumbling and trudging,      First Place

Waddling and wandering

Without direction.

Munching brains and guts,

Devouring with evil glee,

Ripping flesh and bones!
Adam   EG

Dead but still living                                 Honorable Mention

zombies are walking corpses

quite alive, but dead

Dorsey is making us

write these zombie haikus, she’s

getting in our minds

Camille

I and a zombie

My skin is a sickly green

I hope I’m not mean

Zombies are not cruel,

but they can’t swim in a pool

Or they’ll crumble

Zombies don’t get sick

For fear they might not stick to

Human brains they eat

Savanna

People eating fresh,                            Honorable Mention
Zombies eating very fresh flesh,
Just like in subway.    EG

Andrew