Limericks 2014

I've found I don't have to look far
For  students who truly are stars --
At limericks excel,
And do oh so well --
Fine poets A1 students are!
                      -- Ms. Dorsey

These are just a few of the gems created on March 18 and 20 of 2014.

I asked,  "Mom do I have a practice?"
She said, "No today is March Madness!"
The Cougars might lose
and I'll be amused.
I think that it's going to be Kansas.
                         -- Chase K.

There once was a young boy named Jeff
Who was frightened of his year-end test.
He read and he read
Until his eyes were red,
But he still ended up with an F!
                          -- slightly adapted from Aline V.

There once was a young man named Bob
Who found a nice grandma to rob
But she had no money
So instead gave him honey
and he decided not to steal as his job.
                              -- Justin W.

There once was a young girl named Sue
Who liked to use the loo
She went in one night
To a terrible fright.
Now she no longer uses the loo.
                             -- Dazhay A.
         Here is some information about the origin of the word "loo" as it is used here.

There once was a puppy named Pat                
Who looked and smelled just like a rat.
But one day Pat ate
Her way through the gate
And now nobody knows where she's at.
                             -- Kaiya L.